- “this is way too sweet”
- “they’re remaking that movie already????”
- “my back hurts”
- “wait, people get mad about that now?”
- “I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
- “hold on let me check my calendar first”
- **turns on the radio** [groans]
- “this is way too sweet”
- “they’re remaking that movie already????”
- “my back hurts”
- “wait, people get mad about that now?”
- “I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
- “hold on let me check my calendar first”
- **turns on the radio** [groans]
Tom Holland: The biggest fan of Spider-Man
If santa keeps track of “naughty” kids every “year”, and the year doesn’t start until January 1st, that leaves 6 days after Christmas and New Years left undocumented, so nothing you do can be held against you.
The Purge: Season’s Greetings.
Harry woke early on the morning of the trip, which was proving stormy, and whiled away the time until breakfast by reading his copy of Advanced Potion-Making. He did not usually lie in bed reading his textbooks; that sort of behavior, as Ron rightly said, was indecent in anybody except Hermione, who was simply weird that way.
My true form is approximately the size of your Chrysler Building.
i’m still louis tomlinson trash
“I could just do this for the rest of my life. I just love it so much.”
It will come for you too, child, and sooner than you like.
I really like grammar. And spelling. I was a spelling-bee kid. I’m hard-core about grammar.
The McDonald’s french fry is unbelievable. When you bite into it, you think: It’s so tasty, it can’t be real. As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and flubble. I mean, have you ever tried to eat a McDonald’s french fry that’s gone cold? That’s one of the circles of hell. The gulf between the warm, fresh, lightly salted McDonald’s french fry and the cold McDonald’s french fry is as great a gulf as any I know. - Viggo Mortensen, Esquire magazine (x)
#this quote gets progressively more interesting all the way until the quote source #it’s just a rollercoaster ride